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Post by Doctor Dracula on Jan 3, 2013 7:54:43 GMT -5
Q. Why did Sparacus cross the road?
A. He was ****ing the chicken.
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mandii
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Post by mandii on Jan 3, 2013 8:10:49 GMT -5
Poor chicken.
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Post by Doctor Dracula on Jan 3, 2013 20:35:51 GMT -5
It's OK, it was dead.
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Post by Bernie Fishnotes on Jan 4, 2013 15:18:04 GMT -5
Why did Adam Rickett cross the road?
To avoid the nutter who keeps writing fanfiction about hi being in Doctor Who
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Post by sparacus on Jan 4, 2013 16:04:03 GMT -5
Why did Adam Rickett cross the road? To avoid the nutter who keeps writing fanfiction about hi being in Doctor Who I don't get this one. Why would Adam wish to avoid someone who has cast him in a spin off from a leading successful TV franchise?
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mandii
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Post by mandii on Jan 4, 2013 17:22:16 GMT -5
Because he runs around buggering dead poultry - duh!
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Post by Doctor Dracula on Jan 4, 2013 21:52:49 GMT -5
Because he runs around buggering dead poultry - duh! Don't say you've never imagined being a man who would imagine doing it if he could.
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Post by Doctor Dracula on Jan 4, 2013 21:54:07 GMT -5
Anyway Sparacus didn't 'bugger a chicken' - he had proper sex with it the right way around.
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Post by draculasaurus on Jan 21, 2013 15:07:10 GMT -5
Silly. Don't you know anything about having sex with birds. Birds don't have separate holes. Just a single shunt for eggs, poop whatever.
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Post by sparacus on Jan 22, 2013 14:27:59 GMT -5
This is a forum for jokes not discussion about poultry rectums.
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Post by aspadistra on Jan 23, 2013 16:02:39 GMT -5
What do you call a man with a paper bag over his head?
Russell.
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Post by Doctor Dracula on Feb 4, 2013 17:56:09 GMT -5
Silly. Don't you know anything about having sex with birds. Birds don't have separate holes. Just a single shunt for eggs, poop whatever. Yeah, but all chickens are female, aren't they? Ask Sparacus.
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Post by cupidstunt on Feb 5, 2013 17:49:57 GMT -5
Q. How do you give a woman an orgasm?
A. Who gives a shit?
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Post by Doctor Dracula on Jan 31, 2014 16:02:14 GMT -5
Q. What do you get when you don't have a punchline?
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Post by sparacus on Apr 23, 2014 15:28:12 GMT -5
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog." Of course, the Reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie?" and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie." There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the Reverend was beginning to think he'd got through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."
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