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Post by sparacus on Sept 13, 2012 12:56:46 GMT -5
Barry, as well as being a waiter at the Mermaid Wine Bar, is a singer-songwriter. Here is his latest composition.
THE GOBBING SONG
One, two, gob in the loo, Three, four, gob on the floor, Five, six, gob on the bricks, Seven, eight, gob in the grate, Nine, ten, start it all again,
Gob on the pavement, gob on the street, Gob on the nosy ****s that you meet, Gob when yer angry, gob when yer mad, Gob when some silly **** makes yer sad
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Post by youthofoz on Sept 14, 2012 8:01:46 GMT -5
I live in the fourteenth floor Of a tower block and when I get bored I call "Coo-eee!" to the passers by And when they look up I gob in their eye!
I go out to the pub almost every night! Go to the bar and look for a fight! I have ten pints and then I have ten more! Then I jump up and down and I'm sick on the floor!
Gob on you! Cause your hands are cold! Gob on you! Cause you're far too old! Gob on you! Cause I'm full of spit! Gob on you! Cause you're full of shit!
Gob on you! Cause I hate your guts! Gob on you! Kick you in the nuts! Gob on you! Cause you're a stupid old straight! GOB-GOB! GOB-GOB! HATE-HATE! HATE-HATE!
*violin concerto*
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